Ugh guys pls tag things accordingly, I don’t want to read Wayne with Steve in steddie tags for God’s sake 💀

angelbabymikaa:

brb i’m casting a love spell (moaning ur name when i cum)

BTW any fem!steddie fics recommendations? 🥹

I just saw a history of two frogs being married in India to please the gods, because they were having a draught, and they had to divorce them because they got so much rain it destroyed 9 thousand houses. And it came to me a plot of like someone praying to an old god and them being so excited, that they overdo it everything. (with steddie in mind, Eddie being the old god, I remember a fic of him like this but he was weakened instead of being too strong lol)

thetattedstoner:

I can make you laugh and cum and I’m a good listener

slightly-knot-insane:

Just

Monster that can crush you, rip you apart, devour you completely

Is whimpering because you are stroking his cock and calling him a good boy

jesterofftheeclit:

If he’s overthinking, milk him until his brain turns off.

easypeasylemonlizzy:

Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

loveridden1999:

depsidase: